Erik's Bad Day

*We see Erik trying to load a bed onto his tiny boat* *boat sinks*

Erik: …DAMMIT.

*Erik manages to get the piano organ to his lair, miraculously*

*throws organ onto shore, but it breaks*

Erik: Omigosh. ;-; *tries to glue it back together*

Everyone above in the opera house: What was that huge crash?

Mme. Giry: …that’s the 5th organ he’s stolen and broke…

Erik: *sigh* Guess I’ll go steal another. *rows to shore and goes above ground*

*Erik manages to locate another piano organ and attempts to steal it*

*cape gets stuck under organ*

Erik: Augh! *tugs on cape*

*Raoul just so happens to wander by*

Raoul: What the hell? O_O…

Erik: What are you staring at?! Go away! I’m trying to steal an organ here!! No one is supposed to see the Phantom when he steals something! *cape rips* AIEE! My beautiful cape! You will pay for that!

Raoul: o_O Oh, my crap. *get chased around opera house with Erik and his lasso*

*Christine sees them and follows*

Erik: Argh! Slow down, for god’s sake! How am I supposed to get the stupid thing around your neck if you keep running away?!

Raoul: You think?!

*the three mysteriously find themselves in Erik's lair*

*Erik trips and chokes on own lasso*

Erik: *gurgles* glllrrrrrrerg... *twists around madly and falls into the lake*

Raoul: ...is it still alive?

*Erik untangles himself and leaps out of lake*

Erik: IT?! YOU CALLED ME AN IT?! o_o

Raoul: Um... shouldn't you be?

Erik: *cusses* You...you... I CHALLENGE YOU TO A D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!!!

Raoul: What the hell? o_O??

Erik: I choose... blue eyes white dragon!

Raoul: Uh...well... I pick... Kerebo!! AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You can't win now!!

Erik: ....

*blue eyes kicks Kerebo into the lake*

Erik: Moohahahahaha-- I mean, KUKUKUKUKUKU!

Raoul: Oh, nooooooo!! Grr... now my secret weapon! I summon Exodia! Ahahaha!

Erik: Crap! I can't win! So I'll use my secret weapon! *takes off mask*

Raoul: HOLY MOTHER OF HEAVEN!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *runs off screaming girlishly*

Christine: o_O....

Erik: Now Christine, you belong to me!

Christine: Eeeeek! *brains Erik with broken organ pieces*

Erik: *sob* Don't you love me anymore? TT_TT;;

*Christine throws organ at Erik* *Erik is crushed*

Erik: AAARGH! CURSE YOU!

*Raoul comes running back*

Raoul: I heard a scream!

Erik: *gurgles* AAAGH!

Raoul: Ah, shut up. -_-"

*Christine steps of Erik's face*

Erik: OW. x_X

*make-up comes off*

Erik: ....O_O;; *gets a mirror* This was make-up all along?!

Christine: o_o

Erik: *sob* All that work for nothing! T_T

Raoul: Crap! He looks more handsome than me! I must do something about this!

*Raouls steps on Eriks face*

Erik: ...

*Raoul starts dancing on Erik's face*

Erik: ...

*Raoul jumps psychotically up and down on Erik's face*

Erik: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! GET OFF!

*Raoul kicks Erik into the lake*

Erik: *gurgles*

Raoul: Ahahaha! Once again, I am the prettiest man in Paris!

Christine: >=/ *slaps Raoul*

Raoul: *sob* Don't you love me? You are the one thing I care about! Well... other than my hair, that is. *gets out mirror and combs hair*

Christine: *sob* You evil man! That was my dad you killed!

Raoul: ...Wha? o_O?

*Christine runs off sobbing*

Raoul: ... o_O;;; Holy crap.

*Somehow the police come in*

Officer: Raoul, you are charged with the murder if Christine's father!

Raoul: ...Wha? *still in shock*

*Raoul is taken away to life in prison* =]

*Erik is placed in a coffin* :/

*Christine is lonely* <_<"


And so, Christine has gone on to flirt with the opera managers.

The End? o_O *psychotical laughter can be heard from Erik's coffin*